After surviving my stomach flu my dog got a sympathy diarrhea, she woke me up 5 am on Saturday morning for the first spray. By the time we arrived to Åland I had already had couple of dog ass wiping and cleaning events. I was a bit worried how it was going to go considering the camping circumstances. The bitch seemed fine and happy and played around in Kasviken fetching sticks and all that other dog stuff. After a while she came to me super excited and you could see that she was having FUUN. Couple of inhales made me realize why. “NOOOO!!! Noo please let it not be true!!” I thought. She was like: “MO-OM, take a look at me and my new camouflage! Ain’t it pretty with a lovely fragrance!?” and she was happy. She had rolled in some dirty boulderer’s excrements and had a bite of it too. I don’t have to tell you how disgusting it was. She was on the leash after that, but still somehow managed to find another dump to roll her other side in on the way back to the car. Oh did I praise the fact that the holiday cabins were opened so I could sneak into the sauna and wash the dirrrty bitch. I should’ve have thought about it and realized the risks, because eastern was the high season so one could only guess the amount of excrements in the forest. And it wasn't the first time for her, she did it once in Bleau too.
But why do dogs love human excrements? They want to eat it and roll in it and it seems it is the best delicacy there is. You should see the hungry and excited glimpse in her eyes and a little drool on the side of her mouth when she smells neighbor’s dirty diapers outside their door. I guess it is just some good shiiz with high nutrient content and a lovely odor to hide their own canine smell. Disgusting habit anyway.
Deceiving looks.
Something to get your mind of the topic: this video is supagood, like almost all the videos from this band, luv them.
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